At some point, everyone has heard theage-old saying, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”
That is, everyone besideshipsters of course.
If you thought hipsters should be exiled from civilizationforruining all our favorite snacks withbougie BS ingredients, you might want to brace yourself.
It seems thatnothing is safe from hipster nonsense nowadays, not even the sacredAmerican sport of hot dog eating contests.
That’s right. We recently came across a new type of eating event at The Taste Of Buffalo this year that might just be the biggesthipster crime ever committed against humanity.
A kale eating competition called “Kale Yeah! The World’s Healthiest Eating Championship.”
If you ask me,there are few things in life more entertaining thanwatching a bunch of people frantically attempt to demolish half of their body weight in Nathan’s hot dogs.
However, I think I wouldrather kale myself than watch a bunch of hipsters stuff handfuls of nasty kale down their throats. Also, there’s no way that much fiber at once is good for you.
The website really tries to talk up this alternative eating contest, stating,
For the first time in human history, the world’s greatest eaters will test themselves against the almighty kale the leafy green vegetable that has captured the hearts and minds of both the culinary set and those for whom their body is a temple.
Not to mention, they’re even awarding thewinner of this kale eating contest with$2,000 worth of green.
However,you would have to pay me a whole lot more than a couple grand tochoke down a box full of this coveted hipstervegetable.
I mean seriously, what is this? An eating contest for rabbits?