Updated: 17th December 2017

Donald Trump has no idea what dogs are or what they do

There are a lot of big, weighty issues facing the American electorate this year, including equality, diplomacy, national security, and more. But, with the general election season just now getting underway, theres another issue thats sure to be on the minds of likely voters everywhere: Does Donald Trump even know what a dog is?

Anybody familiar with the Donalds bizarre, often inflammatory persona on Twitter might be familiar with this particular fascination of his. Namely, that he loves comparing people to dogsa reliable staple in his rotation of juvenile, brusque insults.

It doesnt even matter if it makes a damn bit of sense, either. As long as theres somebody (or something) Trump doesnt like, he can and will compare them to a dog. In particular, he has a strange fascination with people being fired like a dog.

Notably, with the possible exception of underperforming guide dogs, film or TV dogs, or dogs of war, our canine friends are basically impervious to the fears of employment termination that loom over the rest of us. To put it another way: you cant fire a dog.And, even if you could, what does it mean to claim that a human being was fired like a dog? Get fired, flash some irresistibly adorable sad eyes, and start barking at the mail truck, maybe. Perhaps pee on the floor.

Thats not the end of Trumps apparent confusion about our canine companions, either. Hes also fond of accusing former GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney of choking like a dog in 2012, because dogs constantly crumble under pressure and have poor gag reflexes or something.

Did you know that dogs can beg for money, too? Its true! And they do it in such a distinct way that youd never mistake it for, you know, human begging. Trump clearly didnt take too kindly to being criticized by Brent Bozell when he tweeted this kernel of wisdom insinuating that the conservative writer hadbecome some type of canine spanger:

Back in January, Trump insisted that the New Hampshire Union Leader had been kicked out of the ABC News GOP primary debateyou guessed itlike a dog. This has a little more logic behind it, at least, since plenty of sad doggies know the feeling of being kicked out of the house for the night.

Sometimes people dont even get the decency of being compared to a dog, and are instead labeled dogs themselves. Thats how Trump went after former Obama campaign strategist David Axelrod, who despite once having a very impressive moustache, is nowhere near shaggy enough to be mistaken for a St. Bernard.

He doesnt seem to have a very positive opinion of dog-catchers either, although its a more time-honored political turn-of-phrase than his other dog-centric attacks. Still, when taken in context, anti-dog bias may as well be added to the list of pressing concerns about a potential Trump presidency.

And of course, it wouldnt be a proper list of Trump insults if there wasnt at least one overtly sexist example on offer. Back in 2011, columnist Gail Collins described the following experience in The New York Times:

He is extremely sensitive to any gibes about his business record, which has been up and down over the years. During one down period, I referred to him in print as a financially embattled thousandaire and he sent me a copy of the column with my picture circled and ‘The Face of a Dog!’ written over it.

Collins quite obviously has the face of a human, adult woman.

What gives, Donald? Is it not fair to wonder if hes ever been in the presence of an actual dog before? Theyre really quite lovely animals. If hed only get to know one, maybe hed stop using their very inherent doggishness as a reflexive insult. But then hed have to come up with a new one, and fired like a cat doesnt have quite the same punch to it.

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