Every dog owner thinks he or she has the cutest pup on the face of the planet.
Yep, as a proud dogowner, I can attest to the fact being a doggy parentbasically means you’re obligatedto think your precious pooch is better than every other dog out there, no matter how many times it poops in the living roomor chews on your prized Chanel bag.
If we ever had to rate our own dogs, I’m pretty sure they would all score a 10 out of 10 because let’s be real: We tend to look at our flawless little fur babies through rose-tinted glasses.
But have you ever wondered how your dog would be rated if it was scrutinized by a third party?
Well, then today happens toyour lucky day.
There’s a Twitter account called WeRateDogs that does just that, and as you can imagine, these roverratings are doggone hilarious.
We dida photo roundup from this account a few months back, but we’re still obsessing over these adorable pooches.
And if you’re looking to see how you dog stacks up to the canine competition, you’ll be glad to know getting your dog rated isrelatively simple.
All you have to do is direct message the account a picture of your dog, and then it’ll give your furryBFF a scorefrom one to 10, along with a comical explanation as to how it came up with that rating.
Take a look at the pictures below to see this entertaining Twitter account:
There’s a Twitter account called We Rate Dogs…
“Tristan do not speak to me with that kind of tone or I will take away the Xbox.” 10/10 pic.twitter.com/VGPH0TfESw
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) January 8, 2016
…that will give your prized pooch a hilarious rating.
Here’s a doggo on a giant floating piece of pizza. 12/10 I think I’ve had this exact dream before https://t.co/8bJWbr8H52
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) July 13, 2016
Apparently, pups get extra points for things like canine clinginess…
Meet Glenn. Being in public scares him. Frighteningly relatable. 12/10 keep hangin in there Glenn (Imgur – Wuhahha) pic.twitter.com/pA4MDKwRci
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) August 8, 2016
This is Sephie. According to this picture, she can read. Fantastic at following directions. 11/10 such a good girl pic.twitter.com/7HY9RvCudo
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) August 5, 2016
Helping out around the house…
This is Ace. He’s a window washer. One of the best around. 11/10 helpful af pic.twitter.com/sTuRoYfzPv
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) July 13, 2016
…and puppy pouting abilities.
This is Charlie. He pouts until he gets to go on the swing. 12/10 manipulative af pic.twitter.com/ilwQqWFKCh
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) July 15, 2016
The judges are super impressed with heroic hounds that use their paws to perform chest compressions.
This left me speechless. 14/10 heckin heroic af pic.twitter.com/3td8P3o0mB
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) August 6, 2016
Not to mention, they love supercanine species that manage to be two different dogs at the same damn time.
This is Carly. She’s actually 2 dogs fused together. Very innovative. Probably has superpowers. 12/10 for double dog pic.twitter.com/GQn2IopLud
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) December 28, 2015
We Rate Dogs tends to have a soft spot for pups that know the struggle of being lazy AF…
This is Wishes. He has the day off. Daily struggles of being a doggo have finally caught up with him. 11/10 pic.twitter.com/H9YgrUkYwa
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) August 3, 2016
Hounds that have no shame hiding from their problems…
This is Leonard. He hides in bushes to escape his problems. 10/10 relatable af pic.twitter.com/TdyGTcX0uo
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) July 26, 2016
Dogs that know nothing about the mess in the living room…
This is Oakley. He has no idea what happened here. Even offered to help clean it up. 11/10 such a heckin good boy pic.twitter.com/vT3JM8b989
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) July 30, 2016
…and mutts that somehow open the front facing camera without opposable thumbs.
This is Brandonald. He accidentally opened the front facing camera. Playing it off rather heckin well. 11/10 pic.twitter.com/uPUAotqQtM
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) July 28, 2016
Sometimes, they’ll even rate things that aren’t even dogs, like this rare woofing walrus…
We only rate dogs… this is a Taiwanese Guide Walrus. Im getting real heckin tired of this. Please send dogs. 10/10 pic.twitter.com/49hkNAsubi
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) August 1, 2016
…and this prehistoric puppy imposter.
This… is a Tyrannosaurus rex. We only rate dogs. Please only send in dogs. Thank you …10/10 pic.twitter.com/zxw8d5g94P
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) June 5, 2016
Unfortunately, We Rate Dogs will detract points for doggy drug users…
Meet Toby. He has a drinking problem. Inflatable marijuana plant in the back is also not a good look. 7/10 cmon Toby pic.twitter.com/Cim4DSj6Oi
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) July 29, 2016
…and mutts that just can’t seem to get their shit together.
This is Devn (pronounced “Eric”). He forgot how to eat the apple halfway through. Wtf Devn get it together. 8/10 pic.twitter.com/7waRPODGyO
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) July 24, 2016
But don’t worry, most of the time, they’ll at least give your dog an A for effort.
This is Rocco. He’s doing his best. 13/10 someone help him (IG: rocco_roni) pic.twitter.com/qFsl1nnXMv
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) August 2, 2016