You know who can give two steamy turds about the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show? Dogs.
Dogs dont care. Theyre dogs. They care about like five things: humping stuff, eating, pooping, humping their food and eating their poop.
Thats it. Just like birthday parties for toddlers and adorable photos where each family member is dressed like a different character from Doctor Who and the baby is a TARDIS, theWestminster Kennel Club Dog Show is more for the adults involved than anything else.
I challenge you to find a batch of more “over-it” dogs out there than the group at this year’s event.